The Malibu Diner, Hoboken
somehow manages to combine the stylistic elements of funeral parlour and penny arcade. The food has a similar funky feel to it. - Anybody ever had a desire to taste 'Cream of Lemon Soup'? (Curdled milk, thinned with synthetic citrus product) - This is the diner for you. I asked the waiter if they had Wi-Fi yet and he gave me a blank look before answering: "We don't do Chinese food".
The pastries and muffins on the counter are clingfilmed inside plastic cases that look like the fake flower domes you see on Irish graves. -- The bereavement is sealed in.