Wednesday, July 25, 2012
The Future Sucks
The psychic reading goes something like this...
"My crystal ball tells me you're a loser."
"Wow! That's incredible. Is it my aura?"
"My chakra is out of alignment?"
"My astral geometry is showing?"
"How do you KNOW?"
"Buddy, you're getting your fortune read on the sidewalk, surrounded by garbage, and you just paid five bucks for a two dollar reading. Hello??"
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